NO MORE USING THE COMPUTER TO COMPUTE THINGS. THE COMPUTER IS FOR TIKTOK, MINDLESS DOOMSCROLLING, AND GOVERNMENT SPYING ONLY STOP USING IT TO COMPUTE THINGS.
GROWN MEN WHO DRAW PICTURES FOR A LIVING ARE UPSET THAT YOU CAN CALCULATE DERIVATIVES OF SIMPLE FUNCTIONS. TO REMEDY THIS THE GLOBAL UNIFIED GOVERNMENT HAS DECIDED TO BAN MATH. NO MORE DOING MATH. MATH IS NOW ILLEGAL.
IN ORDER TO ENSURE NO THINKING OF ANY KIND HAPPENS ON YOUR COMPUTER THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE INSTALLING (MORE) BACKDOORS AND MONITORING TOOLS. IT IS FUNDAMENTAL TO ENSURE THAT PEOPLE CAN STILL DRAW PICTURES AND SING SONGS FOR A LIVING (REAL WORK THAT SHOULD BE RESPECTED).
ARITHMETIC IS NOW ILLEGAL. NO MORE FLOATING POINT MATH. NO MORE DECIMAL PLACES. ANYONE CAUGHT DOING ADDITION WITH NUMBERS LARGER THAN 5 WILL BE PERSONALLY EXECUTED. NO USING BASE 5 TO CHEAT THAT. WE'RE WATCHING YOU.